jorbick

cool fucking guy he is known for the guy that has had sex at least one time with every girl in your school, yeah that guy. Total chad, amazing body, stays very humble though. He often is confused with a goblin based on his voice and mannerisms, a very cool guy nonetheless.

damn look at jorbick he is such a jorbick

by royal slave of jorbick April 29, 2019

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

Jobshite

A person who talks about their job all the time.

Person 1. Elliott is a great guy, but he talks about his job ALL the time.
Person 2. Yeah, he's a bit of a jobshite

by panzerdan September 1, 2013

Core Jobs

"Those jobs that would afford one to live a middle class life in the United States."

Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.

by MontanaJays February 14, 2012

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

Jobsworth

A low ranking official who follows their instructions and procedure to the letter. Often just to piss you off and to make them feel important.

Term derives from the jobsworth mantra "I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth".

I'm afraid that all orders must first be placed in writing with the appropriate department before being faxed in triplicate to the following numbers. Once all of the supporting documentation has been received we will then be able to instruct the pre-payment department to advance your application for purchase. etc etc

by Tom Sadler March 2, 2004

jorsk bomb

A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning

ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh

by east shore highlights March 7, 2010