just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

Jockin

when a girl likes you and is allways talkin about you

that girl was jockin you last night

by Jacob Maxfield September 9, 2003

Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

pole-jocking

Adjective. To attain favor from someone by being overly gracious. A typical application would be to achieve favor with a celebrity, usually a music artist, to gain a job or be associated with them. See also Brown Nosin'.

that's a real good way to look at it thugnificent but i aint pole-jocking or anything. Boondocks (2007 season 2. The story of thugnificent)

by Jody Mayfield December 26, 2007