Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

jontee

Coldest guy in the city, gets alll the women. His motto is :get money disregard,females get money again.

Yooo is that a Jontee? They’re so rare, legend has it if you shake his hand you turn into a block of ice.

by Jboogie T-shirt October 24, 2017

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Jontee

The coolest guy! He really is amazing! He gets all the girls but only wants the one he needs. He is tall and very handsome! Jontee doesn't play by the rules hes a bad boy wanted by good girls

'Did you see Jontee yesterday?'
'No I didn't why?'
"He was looking fine as can be!'

by charlie1234567 December 10, 2017