Jon's House

A Popular Travel Location For Hungry People From Around The Globe.

"Oh I can't eat one more thing, I'm still full from Jon's House"

by IWishICouldEat April 15, 2009

jonside

The last place anyone wants to be

Easy bro if you're not careful you'll end up on Jonside

by NotJonSide December 30, 2017

Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

jonski

Usually described by others as a Gaming God (MLG god). Jonski's are usually very rare in a community and commonly respected because of their god-like features in video games. Someone described as a Jonski is very talented at video games (especially first person shooters).

Boy: "I just versed a Jonski and I loss".
Girl: "Don't mess with a Jonski"

by Jonski22 November 29, 2016

Jonsey

Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head

fuck jonsey he got the pump

by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

jonskins

nickname for jonty epskamp

hey jonskins how you doing?

by arjenrobben November 3, 2013