Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
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Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
by Lil-B December 6, 2012
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Get the jonesing mug.The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road
by juggeringalldaylong May 15, 2009
Get the Juggering mug.Shortened combination of 'Just Wondering'. It is normally used in response to someone asking why you are inquiring about something.
by Ugly dirtbag June 1, 2021
Get the Jundering mug.1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.
Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.
by Matt Kap July 8, 2007
Get the indiana jonesing mug.coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.
The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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