Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jonesie

Adj. To be sneaky, bold and conduct oneself with a nonchalant disregard for the rules

n. Jones- a merry trickster particularly adept at sneaky behavior and at times theft. (Such activity when conducted by a jonesie person is preformed with a marked nonchalance and playfulness.)

Damn, if I'd been jonesier I totally would have stolen that goat.

by tinyplum November 17, 2009

Jim Jonesin'

1) being on many features despite your lack of releases; 2) having your likeness used when having very little to do with the finished product; 3) to fall off


Comes from the fact that Jim Jones seems to be on a large number of mixtapes/albums/singles, but not having a decent selling album, or even a single, since 2006.

see: scavenger, vulture, coat tailing

1) Now that the Carter III has dropped, I bet Wayne goes back to Jim Jonesin'.

2) "Kanye is Jim Jonesin' this new Biggy Jiggy tape!"

3) I bet Mark Sanchez will be Jim Jonesin' in a few years.

by adefiniteproduct April 19, 2009

Jonatics

What fans of Jonas Brothers call themselves

Person 1: I'm a fan of the Jonas Brothers
Person 2: So you're a Jonatic then?
Person 1: Why yes I am a Jonatics

by Jonatic101 July 25, 2011

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 23, 2004

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

jonelis

A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.

Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"

by Eriden A. July 24, 2018