jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

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jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

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Jonesboro

A city south of Atlanta, Ga, within Clayton County. It is the place that "Gone with the Wind" was supposed to have been set, so everything is called Tara.
The city is now a complete shit-hole.

Oh my God, your moving to Jonesboro? Do you own a gun?

by Bolt Vanderhuge November 14, 2011

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Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

by KING-JD February 27, 2009

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Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

by bf December 10, 2004

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A Type Of bong originated from "The Device" developed from a long paper Towel Cardboard Roll with a small hole on the top near one of the ends. Then a Blunt Or Joint is inserted in the hole. Next a hand is placed over the larger hole on the side of the blunt. The mouth in inserted on the opposite end. After taking a desired amount of puffs the hand is removed from the other side causeing air to enter and smoke to carry to the mouth which is known as the Cannon Hit.

Bong, "The Device", "Rozwell 5000", "Cheesecurl" Wolly, "The Yert", "Yert 2.0", "The Chrome", and "The Dominique Human Highlight Reel Wilkins Tomahawk Slama-Jama Candy Cane Striped Jonesy" etc.

by Ryan Baus January 20, 2009

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