My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.

weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.

by edwild22 March 1, 2009

jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

by dillard carr January 12, 2016

Jonah

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by Churro love July 7, 2017

Jonah Mae

blessings to jsl, a queen

Jonah Mae is our queen

by zestochocooo June 26, 2021

Jonah

Normally breaks the table.

Me: What did you do?
Jonah: Broke the table!!

by Wiredgurlly November 5, 2019

Jonas

A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock

Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers

by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020

jonahjob

eating as many girls out in one night as possible

eating lots of pussy
aka jonahjob

by jonah6969 November 24, 2011