jookin

a dance used in Memphis similar to buckin

You see Al Kapone buckin and jookin out there

by Mikey Lewis January 9, 2008

Jamoker

A rare alternative form of the word "Joker".

Note: To be used only by a person who currantly has a coffee cake in his mouth.

Person A: "I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means."

Person B: "I was actually saying jokers, and I had coffee cake in my mouth."

by Marco Vitaly September 13, 2007

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

Jomoma

The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.

"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."

by Wackles January 14, 2010

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

JOMO

Joy of Missing Out: A sensation of pleasure caused by social deficiency. JOMO cherishes moments of aloneness, it distances one from the extravagant broadcast of social interactions on sites such as Facebook. The opposite of FOMO, or "fear of missing out." The term was first published by ART PAPERS in January 2014.

The JOMO user is so happy not to be there. When the JOMO user does go out, he or she almost immediately regrets it - besieged by FOMO on missing JOMO.

by socks45 June 18, 2014

Jomon

Jomon is the nice handsome person who is optimistic even in failures. He lives simple and happy life in a village. He always care about good people. He can forgive people who treat him bad and he always face every bad things with his born charming smile.

Do things in Jomon's way. You will be happy ever!

by chicaim February 3, 2019