jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 5, 2024

Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

by MXZZY June 9, 2024

jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024

Julqing

A Washington Tribal Practice.

The act of pushing in your penis to make it smaller. Eventually, it gets so small it goes inside your body.

Very advanced Julqers can Julq other things like arms and legs, turning them into shapeshifters.

Daniel: Yo Reyce, have you been Julqing lately?

Reyce: Yeah, my Julq streak is 3 weeks.

by tooswgy January 8, 2025

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

Jolting

Sitting with a 5 hour energy in your butt resting until you need it. Use a reverse fart and baby you're jolting.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna sleep on this drive, I've been jolting.

by Dallas John Gorlami October 26, 2025