madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

Joking

something only men are able to pull off.

example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.

by brogasm June 10, 2011

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

by Yesserski July 21, 2020

Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

by DieLawn December 31, 2007

joking

someone trying to say choking and they say joking instead of choking on accident. so if they say joking in a strange way they are probably choking.

by C0ry Of THe w00tnEss September 28, 2003

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015