Johnathan

Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.

bruh why ur dumb Johnathan fnmv

by ur father lesbian March 15, 2019

Johnathan

One of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate * will always make you smile some how. He is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. He is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! He is also hot and you can never get enough of him.

I really like Johnathan, he's awesome.

by letsg0insan3 November 26, 2010

Johnathon

Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.

I love Johnathon.

by kykycakes December 20, 2019

Johnathan

Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal

Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties

by King_dagger_dick November 22, 2018

johnathan

Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart

Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!

by 22222Lmaoooooooo April 3, 2020

Johnathan C. Eldritch

Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.

Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.

"Johnathan C. Eldritch glared menacingly at the last cupcake!"

by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021

jonithan

A laid back person who can quiet at times. He tends to go with the flow and doesn't do more than he has to. He values honesty, trust, family and friendship. One of the kindest people you will meet who is quick to help but has to much pride to ask for help. Can be funny at times and always has a bright smile no matter what.

That guy over there could pass for a Jonithan

by Jonithan November 13, 2014