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Kyle Johnson

sexiest man alive, wants to f*ck this ass, thinks jack sparrow is hot, & everything in between
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Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs
Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014
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Chuck Johnson

Verb: related to Godwin's law and Godwinism's. To 'Chuck Johnson's' is to label a person, group or philosophy with the reductio ad Hitlerum tag as means to close down debate.

Chuck: transitive verb, meaning to a: toss , throw, Noun: Short for Charles

Johnson: refers to the owner of the news aggregating, formally conservative, anti jihad site and now anti-creationism pro Darwin website Little Green Footballs. Which has become synonymous with personality cults, blogtatorship and calling previous colleagues and acquaintances of long and respected standing fascists, Nazis, Racists or ID'er (derogatory term for a belief in creationism. For simply having web links or opinions on their own personal web pages which he/CJ disapproves of.

To 'Chuck a Johnson' can also be used to describe over use of the delete/banning function on web forums to those who hold contrary opinions.

Charles Johnson biggest censorship ass hat 2008.

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1) Person A, calls person B a fascist on the basis of flimsy evidence or hearsay derived from an individual with known antagonistic political view points or malicious agenda.

Person B replies 'don't Chuck Johnson's at me'
Or points out to fellow bloggers/posters that 'A is chucking johnston's' and in effect has evoked Godwins law, thus destroying the thread and any chance at meaningful debate.

2)Blog owner deletes and bans regular posters/contributers for disagreeing with his pet hates or hypocritical changes in ideological position.

Person A: 'look he is chucking johnson's everywhere'
Person B: 'I know, I don't recognize the place now so many people have been banned. And the threads are so full of deletions it's impossible to follow the argument, he/she sure threw a lot of (Chuck) Johnson's'
by Stinky-Winky February 24, 2009
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Boris Johnson

A complete stubborn twat. Also the conservative party leader
"Boris Johnson is a stubborn TWAT"
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Throb Johnson

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.
Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.
by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023
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Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
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dustin johnson

When you have done cocaine/herion before a range sess.
Bro your shots are off, you ripped a few Dustin Johnsons before or?
by ChiefKeef420 September 24, 2018
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