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Johanne

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
by SMU1234 June 6, 2020
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Johanne

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020
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Johanneke

Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
by Joadmirer November 22, 2021
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a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
by TheJohannes January 29, 2021
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Johan / Johannes

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020
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Johneen

Johneen is very ICE cool
by shooting_star February 3, 2010
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Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!
Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE
by Elias cp October 9, 2018
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