Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018

Jackalation

An all round poes of a guy who loves the attention of kids

Jackalation was arrested in a red van for trying to lure children in with sweets. Also lives in ballito

by Bronze Boy September 28, 2021

jackusation

Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.

I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

Joculating

Verb form of jocular. The act of over the top jesting or merry making. Joculate, joculated, joculating.

The friends had too much to drink and were making a scene, joculating at the bar.

by Schmoseph May 23, 2024

premature jokeulation

This is when you laugh prematurely when telling a joke.

I hate it when Tim tells jokes.

I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.

Total premature jokeulation!

by JackandJilly April 9, 2016

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026