jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

by steveweree June 28, 2010

jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

jobby stick

A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.

Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)

OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?

by davedavidson June 18, 2008

jobby sweep

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe

have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!

by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010

Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

by The Molly's April 29, 2021

jobbytan

Noun/Adjective: Jobby, Scots English, meaning fecies or shite. Tan, referring to the pigmentation process of turning skin (in this case anything) from white to brown. Jobbytan usually refers to the state of ones underpants or as an insult and can commonly be used in friendly conversation.

"Nice jobbytan you've got there."-Insult
"Hey jobbytan, Hows it going?"-Friendly/Jovial
"He's a jobbytan."-Insult

by FreeStyler177 April 2, 2006