jobbiejabber

slang for gayboys

wot do u think of that poofter over there,he,s a right jobbiejabber.

by freddie January 19, 2003

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.

Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009

jobie hendrix

That one kid who crankin it 24-7

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.

by dahGOAT January 7, 2018

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies

Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

by CSLMouthJobbieAppreciationSoci April 27, 2022

Zerman Jombie

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies

"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"

by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

Jobbie

a Scottish poo.

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.

by bread infection December 1, 2009