jizzalicious

Jizzalicious - Is when the cum is actually nice or there is lots of it

Oh my god he came on me and it was Jizzalicious :)

by tomparry367 November 15, 2007

Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009

Jizzstance

Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.

Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.

by Rizznitz May 11, 2013

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

kenneth jizztastic ramirez

some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber

nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night

by meow86 October 18, 2010

jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it

The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.

by the suckster360 January 18, 2010