When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
Get the Jizztits mug.When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
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A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.
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Get the Jizznit mug.Similar to being redpilled but instead of hating and resenting women you've learned to love and embrace the "coomer" lifestyle and an appreciation for semen; may also refer to an individual who has decided to devote their lives to Gang jizzling and has accepted Harry Jizzler as the one true savior.
"Wow I just got done looking through the r/trapsarentgay subreddit and I think I'm officially jizzpilled!"
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What happens when you jerk off into a dvd tray
Jerking off so hard you turn a jpeg soggy
What happens when you jerk off into a dvd tray
Jerking off so hard you turn a jpeg soggy
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