Jizzin Geoff

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.

Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey

by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019

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Jizzin'

(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"

-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy

Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!

by smangmydomino May 28, 2011

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A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

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Jizzandler

Another name for Chandler Arizona. Similar to Scottsdale Arizona, Chandler has a high population of jocks, and jerks.

Dude 1: Lets roll into Scottsdale!
Chick 1: no, I don't feel like being THAT pompous tonight.

Dude 1: Jizzandler it is!

by ezdu March 26, 2010

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jizzcano

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.

I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.

by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010

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