Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

gynecolo-jizzsm

a word for a fetish where someone is sexually attracted to the insides of a vagina (i.e the fallopian tubes, uterine lining, ovum). Most likely a hispanic vagina doctor that works everyday except Taco Tuesday.

vagina doctor: I would like to take an xray of your inner vaginal organs
vagina patient: -goes to xray machine-
vagina doctor: "mm...you have reeaaalllyy nice fallopian tubes"
vagina patient: "Ew, creep! What are you into, gynecolo-jizzsm?"

by joeyc1028 November 3, 2017

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Jizzasaur

A person who jizzes more than once a day

1. Dude! That guy is a total Jizzasaur.

by epicfff October 5, 2009

Jizzgasm

to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint

*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!

by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

jizzamin

Jessamin green

You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.

by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018