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Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife
by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018
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Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic
That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.
by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011
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Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off
-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole
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Jizz Oven

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!
"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"
by Krystena and Sarah(: May 23, 2009
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jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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