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Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
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jihadisthanbalite

Chad hanbalite.
May Allah unite him with Imam Ahmad(as)
jihadisthanbalite is literal definition of chad hanbalite.
by someusername77111 May 7, 2021
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Jihadi

Made up word, invented by Bush and his stooges. This word is only used by the ignorant, and blatanly vandalizes the complex Islamic concept of Jihad (which does not mean Holy War, but rather a struggle towards doing good).
By the correct definition of Jihad, a Jihadi is not a terrorist, but rather a reformer who tries to change injustices and strives to do good.
by MonkeysRAwsome12 March 7, 2005
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Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
by Imparitor October 11, 2010
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jihadi john

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.
by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014
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jihading

The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.
Lets do some jihading downtown tonight!
by greencosmos September 25, 2007
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Pussy Jihadist

A man who takes his lovin' on the run. A Pussy Jihadist, unlike religious jihadist is doing it in the name of Lust and Love. To be considered a Pussy Jihadist, one must be able to uphold the Pussy Jihad Doctrine and be a leader in the movement.
Jerome: Yo homeboy, i wanna be a pussy jihadist and do jihad on pussy all over the world.

Jamal: yeah? me too...where do i sign, Yo?

Jerome: Yo, u needs to hit up The great 826 Le.
by IloveGONads August 6, 2009
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