1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout
by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007
Get the Jewmonster mug.Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
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Get the JewMoneys mug.The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
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Get the jewmonger mug."I'm not Jewish!" said the bearded Rabbi.
"You're a jewson, you're in denial!" replied George Foreman.
"You're a jewson, you're in denial!" replied George Foreman.
by Liam McCaffrey May 1, 2006
Get the jewson mug.a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep .
Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
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