Jetskier

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.

Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.

by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015

Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

by aglasson April 12, 2010

jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life June 30, 2009

Jewstice

1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass

The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.

by Magicbus January 6, 2010

Jewking

When you joke about jews. A form of jewking is when you take a part of a word or phrase and replace it with jew. Also called Jewkeing NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JUKING

Guy 1: Lets start Jewking Ill go first Planet Of The Jews
Guy 2: thats wrong man, im jewish

by MEmamoME February 24, 2010

jewkie

(noun) a jew with a cookie; or a freshly baked jew.

HEY LOOK...its a JEWKIE!!;
Mom: What do you want for supper, timmy?
Timmy: I want a JEWKIE!!
Mom: No, no dessert before dinner.

by iLikeMoney Money May 29, 2008