mexican jew 

A jewish person usualy named jennifer marie jimenez, san pedro, fidel castro, jose esquerbo paquez, esquella(family guy)

peter "esquella, why do you always clean out the change I leave lieing around my house?"
esquella "no change here, no they gone, no, no."
Peter "you damn mexican jew!"

mexican jew by steven hawkings March 14, 2013

Mexican Jew Games 

A competition in which 2 or more champions compete to find coins (preferably 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent pieces). The coins are thrown by the thrower (within a 30m range) onto an oval with a fence around it's perimeter. The winner is the person that has the most monies at the end of the games.

"YES! I won the Mexican Jew Games! I came out of the games with 40 cents!"

Mexican Jew Games by themexicanandthejew February 8, 2014

Mexican Jew 

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

Mexican Jew by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

jewment 

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

jewment by thekevineri October 26, 2009

jewmex 

Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading

upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.

jewmex by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

Jewmentia by Laz April 17, 2019

Jewmer 

Jewish Boomer,
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.

Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!

Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!

Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!

Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!

Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!

Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!

Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!

Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!

Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!

Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.

Jewmer by mrperson123 June 25, 2021