the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 2, 2011

jersey shoring

When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.

The other night at Bucks the DJ was tearing it up we started jersey shoring!

by Jersey Girl living in Texas March 18, 2012

Jersey shore

Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).

Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/

by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010

Jersey Shore

A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.

John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....

Peter: What the hell are you talking about?

John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!

by Patiodude April 13, 2011

Jersey shore

One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.

I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.

by Metalhead83 October 30, 2011

Jersey Shore

n. person with a hot body but a f***ed up face.

Look at that body! Too bad he's a Jersey Shore...

by d1mpc February 4, 2010