Jerri

The ideal woman

I’m tired of women wasting my time, I need a Jerri in my life.

by Waltt December 1, 2019

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Jarring

When someone or something is beyond annoying

That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off

by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017

jerrie thirlwards

Jerrie Thirlwards is a hoemance (also known as a sismance) between band members Jade and Perrie from Little Mix.

"Did you see the way Jade looked and Perrie during that interview?"
"Jerrie Thirlwards forever!"

by Delilah Tomlinson November 23, 2013

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

Jerri

Always puts others first, the queen of kindness, full of empathy, pretty, funny, confident, and easy going. The best friend anyone could have. Loyalty and honesty are very important. Amazing lover and a true romantic. Full of love and wants to share it.

That’s a Jerri

by Just a Smitten Kitten July 15, 2018

Jerrican

Portable gasoline container

A: "we have no fuel anymore"
B: "Ok, I take the jerrican and I come back"
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"A jerrican and a match"

by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008