Jeffified

to decree that something or someone has no been called Jeff, Jeffy, or Jeffina or to see something new and name it jeff, Jeffy, or Jeffina

Max saw a bug on the sidewalk and jeffified it.

by jeff, rex, . January 14, 2024

Germified

To become completely enveloped of germs. Making something germy all over. A combination of germaphobe and terrified, because they are covered in germs.

Abraham Lincoln, circa 1862. "I'm completely germified by this railroad operation, which has also covered me in germy rocks from all the poor people blowing up these here mountains." (obviously never said this.)

by Hooblin September 8, 2025