jerkalonakercis

The medical disease in which the recipient jerks the ween to copious amounts of porn

Man 1-“I gave my cousin jerkalonakercis last day”
Man 2-“Isn’t that sexual transmitted?”

by theeaglesucker October 9, 2019

Jackwagon

Refer to solo

Solo is a jackwagon!!!!

by Fuckoff89 February 11, 2021

Jackwagon

Otherwise a jackass

Some jackwagon kept me up all night!

by Macph March 30, 2021

Jackwagon

A person who tries to undercut you and get all of the attention from the boss

Your co-workers take up all of the room on the boss' birthday card...

'Way to go you jackwagons!!'

by This is Jules September 2, 2022

Jackwagon

When a professional referee is looking directly at an obvious foul or infraction and refuses to call it. As in see: KC

Announcers: “Oh God that was illegal! He could be arrested for that clothesline”
Refs:”Wha?”
Me:”What kinda jackwagon ne’er-do-wells are they hiring these days?”

by PJB’59 August 5, 2025