You're Just Jealous!

What delusional fucks use when people insult their favourite band/artist. Very common among Jonas Brothers' fangirls. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that people hate their "beloved" Jonas Brothers so in denial they say "You're just jealous!". Oh really? I am certain you also hate stuff like lets say heavy metal bands so does it make you jealous of them? Morons.

Guy: Jonas Brothers' suck!

Girl: OMFG! You're just jealous!

Guy: Why the fuck would I be jealous? I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Nirvana and more.

Girl: OMFG those bands are like the worst in history.

Guy: You hate them but are you jealous of them?

Girl: No!

Guy: Then retarded bitch, how am I suppose to be jealous of the Jonas Brothers?

by Person With Logic November 7, 2009

don't jealous me

do not hate on oneself

don't jealous me u condom head! sheettt meehn!! lol

by tatyanna2008 January 25, 2009

jealousing

The audible act of being jealous.

I just got a signed copy of John Tesh Sings Kool and the Gang. I can hear you jealousing.

I'm jealousing over your new Speedo.

by aeamek February 26, 2009

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Self Jealousy

The art of being jealous of yourself because you know you already have the best.

Ever since I been dating Tania and I get around her, I have the feeling of self jealousy.

by messenger_Scotty December 24, 2010

jelouse

How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".

Danny is so jelouse of my work!

by ttsse February 5, 2013

jealousy

feeling insecure that you are going to lose someone who was never really yours to begin with because if he/she was yours then he/she would not even consider leaving you

I was jealous because I thought Jojo liked that girl more than me then I realized it didn't matter because if he didn't want to be with me, I didn't want to be with him.

by Megmegumi June 30, 2005