Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.
Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.
by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011
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Oakland Jelly Roll

when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth
My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll.
by DirtyWordy January 13, 2011
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jelly roll pimp

a man who advocates he's a pimp: but really ony has one obese girl with bad credit...aka chunky chili bowl pimp
You aint a pimp, your chili bowl ho has cankles...you a jelly roll pimp
by gingatoast February 10, 2007
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Oakland Jelly Roll

when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth

My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll
My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll
by DingleBerryLicker January 15, 2011
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Jelly Roll Box

A "jelly roll box " is usually a stainless steel or aluminum box affixed to the wall next to toilets in public restrooms. The jelly roll box is provided for women to dispose of their used sanitary napkins or tampons in rather than to flush them down the toilet.
The vile stench in the ladies room came from a jelly roll box that had not been emptied for a week.
by powerharp March 22, 2010
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home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.
Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?
by sb18 November 19, 2007
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six pack of jelly rolls

Six pack of jelly rolls is a term used to coin a person who's "abs" are really just rolls of fat.
Girl: "Wow, check out Fabs's six pack!"
Guy: "He's sucking in all his fat. Look, he's just got a six pack of jelly rolls!"
by supreme-ity May 24, 2009
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