Jeff

The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.

Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.

Jeff by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019

jeff

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice

jeff by je2f November 10, 2008

Jeff

The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.

Friend: who’s that?
Me: oh, that’s definitely a jeff
Friend: you bet.

Jeff by greytiger18 October 7, 2019

Jeff

The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.

He just has it.

Person 1: Aw, look it's Jeff.

Person 2: He's totally a cool dude.

Jeff by thepersonwhorocks October 22, 2011

Jeff

A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.

Ill get jeff on justins ass

Jeff by Young freeze May 9, 2009

Jeff

A legend

Jeff.

Jeff by Litty801 September 22, 2019

Jeff

Award-winning athlete and Ginger Fox.

Great at everything he does.

'Jeff smoked those losers in the last race!'

Jeff by LP41 April 3, 2010