Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

by T2forever January 14, 2020

JeZeus

The Ultimate Fusion between Jesus and Zeus,
Together they are unstoppable

guy1: hey do you like Jesus?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: well jesus sucks its all about jezeus now
guy2: idk man i think thats too much power

by The Golden Flare February 5, 2021

Jeezums

A replacement word for Jesus Christ, used to not take the name of the Lord in vain.

Jeezums, dat shizzle was jiggity fly.

by Mattyfizzle November 20, 2004

Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something

1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004

jeesus

reee you heckin normies

i luv jeesus

by jeesus_ himself March 8, 2019

Jezussy

the budussy of a human piece of shit

1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ain’t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved

by doug gardener’s executioner March 3, 2022