jeeves bitch

What you say when someone tells you false things that have nothing to do with what you asked or are even talking about.

"Where is Zimbabwe?"

"It is oranges connected via farts in unicorn candy"

"Jeeves bitch!?"

jeeves bitch by creepyraymond October 7, 2015

Grodi Jeeves 

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

Grodi Jeeves by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020

Ask Jeeves 

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

Ask Jeeves by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

ask jeeves 

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.

Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!

ask jeeves by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

aks jeeves 

A flash game found primarily on ebaumsworld. It pokes humor at black men, involving the ask jeeves "ask" button, though spelled aks. When the button is pressed, the black man dressed as a butler spouts off language. Temporary gratification, though funny sometimes.

Now I KNOW you ain't talking to me.
Shut the f**k up motherf****r.

aks jeeves by Huked Onn Foniks October 10, 2004

Ask Jeeves 

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

Ask Jeeves by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

ask jeeves 

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

ask jeeves by Cloud November 27, 2004