jeeeezus

Must be said with a gay lisp and whiny as hell. You can even draw out the 'u' depending on how whiny you want to be.
All it is, is a common way to complain.

Jeeeezus, guys why can't you just listen to me and mop the floor.

by mrjswilson June 27, 2008

That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

by 2410 April 27, 2008

A Jeeve Minute

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.

Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.

by Shadowisle July 23, 2010

Jeeeemmaa

A shameful, inadequate variant of jiiiimmmyyyy uttered by people who have not yet attained a deep understanding of Bunk Moreland's character on The Wire

Ron: Hey, let's have another Jamesons! Jeeeemmaa!!

Laird: Fuck off.

by asdfgasdfgqwert July 14, 2010

jeeeezzz

A word that is dragged out COMPLETELY. The real word was Jesus, Then it went to jeeeezzz, than to others. People just don't know how to talk these days...

Jeeeezzz man. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by Mama Llama!!! October 4, 2017

Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

by sacsmine October 21, 2011

jeebee

A savage motherfucker who eats more pussy than you.

Dude you're such a Jeebee

by pottymouthrouth September 11, 2016