jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

jaymus

crazy motherfucker

jaymus finally snapped and took everyone out with him

by anonymouslandmines May 7, 2010

Jaynus

A negative nickname for the name Jay. A combination of Jay and anus.

Jeez here comes Jaynus, i hope he doesn't see m....oh hey Jay

by Profius August 15, 2006

Jairus

A human reincarnation of an extremely large penis. A Jairus penis is usualy 18-25 inches long and very thick.

That guy's Jairus is bursting through his jeans.

by TheRealPavel March 7, 2007

Jayzus

How American Christians in the southern United States pronounce the name of Jesus.

Honey you need to accept Jayzus as your Lord and Savior. He died for your sins. Jayzus loves you. Put down the cigarettes and beer. Let Jayzus into your heart. Let Jayzus take the wheel of your life. Jayzus healed my back pain. Praise Jayzus. Amen!!

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

Jaysus

Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times

by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009

Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017