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Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond
The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!
by Japootie March 15, 2012
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jabooty

a girl/guy with a substantial amount of flesh on the arse.
"look .. Shawanda got jabooty!!!"
by Wanda November 20, 2003
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jabooty

Where the wild things hang out! A Social network named after a place in Africa...full of cougars, milfs, bulls and cubs. A place where the coolest, naughtiest things happen and you never want to leave
I am going to hang in Jabooty and find myself a milf to chat with and try to get naughty.
by Marli3 November 17, 2009
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janoot

1. Girlfriend of the ever-evasive Snuffles.
Did you see Janoot with Snuffles at the Snow Ball last night? They make such a wonderful couple.
by Raccha January 10, 2005
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Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!
Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)
by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017
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Japooty

A woman's (Female at birth) vagina.
Hey honey, is your japooty done bleeding so I can commence with the pounding?
by Rumpobrush July 16, 2007
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Janoot

A sweet, innocent, beautiful, kind, and talented high school girl. One of the best friends anyone could ever have.
Janoot's good-natured personality made her a wonderful person to be around.
by buffyvh January 10, 2005
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