An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.
That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.
by Dick driller January 2, 2009
Get the open-jawed jizz queen mug.When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
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This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.
Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.
by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008
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Get the Slack-jawed idiot mug.Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.
Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"
by webtech May 10, 2005
Get the slack jawed yokel mug.refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio
Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.
by alex December 29, 2004
Get the slack-jawed faggot mug.John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.
Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.
Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.
by Steve November 12, 2004
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