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Bum Javelin

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Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009
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meaty javelin

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Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.
"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"
by Hordriss May 10, 2006
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A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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An sexual act consisting of almost perfect timing and skill. The easiest way to pull off this maneuver is to be already in the "Doggie" Style position. Right before the man "finishes" he pulls out and rams it home in the alternate hole while finishing in that single final thrust.
I tried the Javelin last night but ended up fracturing my pee pee in the process :D
by Nick LaRose October 23, 2008
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Spam Javelin

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"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Spam Javelin

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Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong
"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"
by Dazza July 7, 2004
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