jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020

Jasper

An absolute fucking tit

You’re a right jasper

by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017

Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no

by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019

Jasper

a big chode

its a Jasper

by silly gaige February 25, 2020