dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 17, 2004

Jarret

An awesome guy who loves everyone. He has a really great singing voice and is really funny. He's someone who really cares about people and really listens and comforts people. He is often found spending time with friends or rehersing for his next play.

I broke up with my boyfriend, and Jarret was there to help me through it.

I want to ask Jarret out, but I got intimidated when I heard him sing.

by Quflistener November 5, 2011

Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

Jarreau

Jarreau is tall and handsome. Shy but confidentat the same time. He favors his dad but is a better version because of his mother. He loves basketball and really has a way with the ladies. Very selective to detail, he chooses wisely. Very smart education comes easy to him. Whatever he puts his mind to he does it with ease. He has curly hair, and a great smile. Personally wise he has a great Sence of humor, likes to laugh and have fun. Don’t tell anybody but he’s really a great dancer despite the size of his feet. He is the type of person you would never forget. When he walks into a room his presence his Ora

Is immaculate because he is a King Everybody wants to be like Jarreau, perfect in every way.

Model type.

Did you see Jarreau today? He is so fine.

by Honeys3 December 31, 2017

Jarred

A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.

Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?

by GordionKnot March 30, 2015