Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005

Janice

Janice is a great friend. She is kind and beautiful and has a good sense of direction. She enjoys traveling to visit her friends. She is a strong person with many passions. Sometimes a Janice will have a change of heart and forgive and give you another chance and other times she will just need a hug 2. Janice is someone if you didn't know you will wish you knew.

Hi Janice, I wish I knew you when I was young.

by 5 cAtelYn August 16, 2018

Janice

Janice is a beautiful woman who has a distinctive personality. She can laugh at anything, including herself and you too; at times. Janice is especially kind and caring towards others. She’s a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on when you’re in need of someone who cares and will brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good about yourself by pointing out your qualities and downplaying your faults. Just by being around her brings great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.

Damn... that's a genuine Janice; do you realize what that's worth?

by Mengnu September 5, 2011

Jaxico

It's small country in the middle of no where.

Jaxico is the place where Joe Jonas was born before adopted by Denise Jonas - a place where Japanese and Mexicans can breed in peace.

"Hey, did you hear about Joe going back to his home country of Jaxico?"

"Yeah, sounds like he'll have fun meeting his birth mother!"

by Count Chocula. June 10, 2009

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title

"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.

by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

Janicia

An empress of the entire female generation. She is an underrated living embodiment of beauty and art. She has a kind heart and soul. But never cross her the wrong way or she will use her power against you.

Janicia has a large butt :)

by love> November 23, 2021

Janice

Janice.
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it. This Janice is my Janice and holy poop I am a lucky guy to have her (oh yea she likes the word poop haha) Her eyes make you want to stare at them for hours, they change color with the weather with her mood. This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! Word of advice, you can look at my Janice but you cannot touch her.

Bob: "oh hey look at that girl! man she is gorgeous!"

Me: " I know right! Yeah that's my Janice!"

Bob: " You are so motha effin lucky!"

by Derd September 18, 2012