Janking

The act of violently mastrubating to the point where the ballsack claps against ones legs

I was janking so hard last night my mom heard it from her room

by Sleazy.r April 23, 2018

Janking

to steal

I was janking some hipindi.

by Shoquan June 16, 2004

Janking

It is were you shit an piss in a bag an let it ferment then huff the gas

I am janking with my friends

by Beadedstud788 December 13, 2019

Janging

Janging is short for cutting the grass for some money. It can also mean a loser with no life. Or a actress gone singer. Wow theres some difference

Janging is a good way to make a living

by Homefrog January 29, 2004

Janaing

Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.

"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"

by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013

Janking

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

by leaf November 11, 2003

Janicing

When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice

Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!

by Karlabrit September 21, 2021