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Oye ami primo le gusta jalartela
by Suck on it__govy April 24, 2017
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janarta

janarta?
by robbiemate2010 February 14, 2010
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016
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jalarion

Very caring,hot,athletic,good at everything
Makes you smile,funny asf,best hugs,beautiful smile
Jalarion is such a great person!
by Jalarion October 15, 2019
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Jakarta Intercultural School

Hey, what school do you go to?

Jakarta Intercultural School!
by Breadcat January 27, 2021
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Jakarta

a shithole city in indonesia, its the capital, actually. loaded with pollution and traffic, mainly traffic. never ever visit.
after my visit to jakarta, i heard the "beep beep" of all the fucking cars ringing in my head for a week. fucking shit hole.
by omnomnomyomom April 1, 2011
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Jakarta Intercultural School

Where The Majority Of Daneliya Tuleshova Fans and Rich Brats Attend When They Come To Indonesia
Jakarta Intercultural School Is The Best School For Rich Brats In Indonesia!
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes September 19, 2019
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