jalan

A special and unique person, Always thinking of others. Likes to make jokes, Makes friends easily. Doesn't care what people say about them. Likes to be active.

Wow, that's a jalan

by The Sniffer February 18, 2017

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.

Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.

by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalapenegro

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway

Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...

by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008

Jalasaya

A mixed ethnic American Goddess with full lips and a gorgeous being and personality.

She is a Jalasaya.

by Jelly108 September 26, 2010

jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalanda

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jaapleen

A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.

Harshan: "Wow, Jaapleen! I didn't know you were level 1438 in Overwatch! You're such a god!"
Jaapleen: "It's what I do!"

by jsan2k February 8, 2017