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jaguar

ooh aah, jag-u-ah
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.
by Jon April 12, 2005
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black jaguar

Look at the first letters in both words, bj. In all actuality, a blowjob. Only referred to as a car to confuse others. Teachers, parents, friends etc...
Dude, I got this awesome black jaguar behind the school.

Seriously?

Yeah, this girl is giving them out for free.
by Loco Kitsune March 12, 2010
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Jaguar

The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.
You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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Jaguar's nipple

when something is very cool. often shortened to jagsnip
holy shit that movie was the jaguar's nipple
by JoeRandom October 2, 2009
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jaguar driver

Cocky driver that sleeps with a lot of women and wears Burberry ties.
Who is that guy driving on the road getting a blowjob? Oh that's a jaguar driver.
by GAW Philip July 6, 2015
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Jaguar

Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:

A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.

Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!

I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!
Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!
by Afrodizzyact September 16, 2006
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