Jägermeister

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Also see Jagermeister

Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like

by KingTT February 5, 2004

jägermeister

a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.

I had half a bottle of jägermeister, this haunted house is so lame....oooooo scary. Oh, crap, where is the bathroom? I'll find it, I'll be right back.

by lulewd December 16, 2007

jägermeister

A tasty liquor that is drunk by every Austrian.

Jeez, I'm thirsty. Where is my bottle.

by jorg August 27, 2003

Jägermeister

Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”

After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.

by Jägermeister August 8, 2014

jagermeister master

Someone who loves drinking jager.

1. drinking warm makes that person a jagermeister master

2. taking a shotski makes you a jagermeister master.

by TANAIA CHARLAND June 16, 2008

Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.

Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.

by Dan Daly July 13, 2009

Jagermeister pact

A ritual suicide between friends carried out by walking trough the snow and drinking jagermeister until blacking out

Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles

by peter coffees November 18, 2011