jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

jackaroo

A young inexperienced person working on a cattle or sheep station.

by drl May 22, 2003

Jackaroo

(Aus) A person from the city or overseas with no farming experience who goes to work on a cattle or sheep station to learn farming and experience "the bush" or just to get away from it all for a while.

He's gone up the Top End to work as a jackaroo for six months.

by BT4a November 5, 2011

Jackarse

English, Suffolk-based group of 12, who willingly destroy their bodies for fun and the amusement of others. stunts like rolling through open fire topless, attempting backflips in extreme sports without prior experience etc etc.

Jackarse are all Stupid Mutha Fucka's

by Small Soldier July 21, 2008

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

Jackary Relationship

When your in a relationship but keep breaking up over small things, saying it's over forever but then getting back together hours/days later. Only to repeat the process again within the next 7 days.

Guy1: "Hey man I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's for good this time I don't wanna see that bitch again."

Guy2: "Again!? That's the 4th time this month, your totally in a Jackary Relationship man".

by Jarnold93 May 30, 2010