1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN March 29, 2006
by Alfred G. Wong February 19, 2006
A person (usually a man) who is good at masturbation, but since that rudimentary skill requires no particular training, it's usually used to mean someone who has no particular skills at anything beyond masturbation. An American way to designate a "wanker."
"Bob says he's an air-guitar artist."
"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."
"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."
by al-in-chgo April 01, 2013
"BOOM HEADSHOT! OMFG nUb I H34DSH07 j0! I am the best in the world! I'm deff not usin H4X!"
"man not another jackoff headshot....."
"dude this server sucks theres too many jackoff headshots"
"man not another jackoff headshot....."
"dude this server sucks theres too many jackoff headshots"
by Doom27 May 14, 2006
by FunnyIAmama February 07, 2018
Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 11, 2009
A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
He's in the Jackoff machine.
by Judge dredd7 November 08, 2011